let’s appreciate for a moment that we live in a world where our school systems use things called “scantrons” and fucking nobody ever points out what a completely balls out ridiculous name that is
Our December 9th pre-order launch is finally here!
Lunch Boxes! (PREORDER)
New Scalemates! (PREORDER)
miss jade did birthday yesterday
The Machine Orthodoxy
"The Gitaxians whisper among themselves of other worlds. If they exist, we must bring Phyrexia’s magnificence to them."
In fact, Jesus is a yakuza leader's son
gangs in london will fuck you up
DM: “Your party passes by a burning barn, what do you do?”
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I roll to see if I give a fuck.”
*proceeds to roll a nat 20*
Half-orc Dickass Ranger: “I give ALL the fucks.”
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all
Getting real tired of your shit, Hanji.