yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
ron burgundy trying to kill me xena warrior princess protecting me she would just kill that guy.
baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.
removing friends on the epic games store is kinda funny
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before
